Yoenis Cespedes Fractures Ankles

🎶 I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEE 🎶

In all seriousness, why are the Mets cursed? Why does this literally only happen to the Mets? Cespedes fractures not one ankle but BOTH ankles? Are you fucking kidding me?

And who knows if that was the real story. Maybe he got crossed up by Kyrie while recruiting him to the Knicks? Yes, that’s what I’m gonna go with. Because the Knicks are my only hope.

The Mets are done forever. FOREVER

I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll love Yo forever. Just because he saved this franchise for one year. An 18 minute highlight tape for a half a season? That’s BONKERS.

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