It’s been about 2 months since I’ve had a night like last night. First I would like to give a major shoutout to Youngstown State for hitting a buzzer beater 3 pointer to knock off the pesky U-W Milwaukee Panthers last night. After hitting my parlay and then Houston handing it to UCF, I decided to throw down on the Trailblazers with the over. What’s better than waking up at 1 am and asking “Siri, Portland Trailblazers score” and she answers that they blew out the Spurs and scored a boat load of points? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Step aside Brady, there is a new Sheriff in town and I’m coming guns a blazing. Tonight’s Picks:
College Basketball:
St. Louis -2.5
Princeton +8
Siena -2
(terrible fucking slate tonight)
NBA:
Pistons -8.5
Nets -8.5
BIGGGGGGG eight and a half guys tonight in the NBA LETS RIDEEEEEE!!!
If you’re ballsy you’ll just parlay all 5 and skip work on Monday.
By: Marcus Fitzpatrick