We were red fucking hot coming into yesterday and we lost two bets by less than two points. That still points to this man rocket being on fire so I’d still ride these picks. 2-3 yesterday, we knew we had to come back down to earth after a 7-0 Saturday. Monday, the dog day, it’s bachelor day but I need to feed you fucking degenerates something. Also quick S/O to our golfing expert Mr FENNER plugging us with the top Asian pick. Free money in every sport.
Duke -15 @ ND — Duke has been covering these monster lines on the road all season, and this version of ND sucks. Duke by 100 before they get into the heart of their ACC schedule.
Texas Tech -3.5 vs TCU — IS IT A WEEKDAY?!? IS IT IN WEST TEXAS?! BOTH YES GUNS UP MOTHER FUCKERS.
Bethune Cookman -2.5 @ Coppin State– Holy fuck I need to go to rehab for betting this game. But this Coppin State team only has 3 wins, road games don’t matter in this small of a conference there will be no more than 10 people at this game.
Clippers -5.5 vs Hawks– The Clippers are fading fast but the Hawks fucking suck and they’re in LA. I’d put my life on this game, this is my mortal lock you losers.
Nets +9 @ Boston — Putting my nut sack on the table because I’m scared that I picked all favorites and this was the best NBA team with the biggest line. Kyrie is out tonight because he’s packing for LA gimme the Nets losing by 8.