Big congratulations to the best player in the world on being selected and all star Captian. The West Captian is some guy on the Lakers with a shitty hairline. Giannis is approaching Brett Favre man crush level right now. He has saved this Bucks franchise. 
Finally the man with all the answers came up short. A 2-3 night brings us to a miserable weekly record of 18-5, honestly don’t know how anyone’s supposed to make a living going +13 units a week. I’ll be better, I have to be better. Michigan State might actually be really good or the Big10 is really really overrated. One day they’ll lose on the road.
Michigan -3.5 @ Indiana– Indiana has lost 4 of 5 but Michigan has stumbled as of late too. This would be a classic Big 10 upset game but the smart pick is Michigan, so we’ll take the Wolverines BARELY.
Creighton -1.5 vs Butler– Is Brad Stevens coaching Butler? No? Okay I’ll take Creighton and I can’t imagine anything else to do on a Friday night in Omaha besides go to a basketball game so they should be loud. We’re all Bluejays Friday!
Magic -3.5 vs Wizards– Playing the Warriors close then having to get on a plane and fly to Orlando where the last thing you want to do is play basketball. That sounds like a recipe for the Magic to win if they want to.
Hornets +11 @ Milwaukee — The Hornets always play Milwaukee tough I have no idea why. 11 is absurd amount of points for this game if Vegas had a brain they’d know this always comes down to a buzzer beater. Milwaukee will win because they have all star captain Giannis but it’ll be close.
Heat -9 @ CLE — Poor fucking Zion. He has to go play in Cleveland next year and not be as good as Lebron. Must suck, but he’s making a good name for all fat people right now so he has that.
