Piss Dog Tuesday

Everyone’s favorite day of the week, but this man is hotter R Kelly at a high school prom dance! That might be too soon but I’m going to leave it in there because I make the rules. We are 9-1 to start the week, coming off my first 5-0 yesterday this kid couldn’t be painting any better. We all know none of this matters if you can’t perform on a cold Tuesday night in New Mexico so pressure is on.

Michigan -11.5 vs Minnesota– The Big10 is overrated again, I know shocking. This league isn’t as deep as everyone thinks. I think Michigan will rebound in a big way after losing to my Badgers.

Texas Tech +1.5 @ K-State — NEVER DOUBT A TEAM FROM LUBBOCK ON A COLD TUESDAY NIGHT GUNS UP BABY!

Duke -12 @ Pitt- Pitt stinks, Duke is without Jones and Pitt will pack the place and be loud, think it’ll be close in the first half but Dukes big three are too much.

Ohio -4.5 v Western Michigan– This is an ode to football season being over. Tuesday’s used to be for the MAC all fall. 11 yard punts, awful interceptions. Miss you MAC football, but this ain’t football and Western Michigan used to say row your boat. Fuck that, we’re all bobcats tonight.

T-Wolves -3.5 @ Suns– Only NBA dabble of the night goes in this spot. I just don’t think the Suns want to win a game all year, please god don’t let it come down to this because I have this pick. The suns will surely cover tonight. Fuck.

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